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iceinyourmusichar. I keep complaining (on the inside) about how annoyingly positive internet quiz results always are, so - the where you should live test wins a shiny prize for the most comprehensive, and, I think, accurate listing of my personality traits ever.
RLUEI (reserved, moody, unstructured, egocentric, and intellectual)
avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed
Also, just to waste a bit of time, that meme where you list 12 characters BEFORE looking at the questions, as in, BEFORE clicking on the cut if you're going to do this, and then answer the questions. Etc.
Mine:
1: Skinner (XF)
2: Mulder (XF)
3: Jim (TS)
4: Blair (TS)
5: Principal Snyder (BtVS)
6: D'Artagnan (The Three Musketeers)
7: Edmund Bertram (Mansfield Park)
8: Jarod (The Pretender)
9: Donna Martin (90210)
10: Camilla Martin (Maria Lang)
11: JD (Scrubs)
12: I, the Half-Blood Prince (HP)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven't, but now that you mention it. Yes. Please.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Personally, I don't, but Three does. Sizzling sausage hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
heh. Snape would be somewhat traumatized by the experience, but Jarod, I'm sure, would take it in a good family-type stride with a side-dish of angst. Then everybody at the Center would try to figure out in what exact configuration they are relatives to the baby, and Jarod would teach the baby the cheesy ways world, and Snape would get drunk on Firewhisky and say something melodramatic and go join the Death-Eaters except Jarod would come back to save his babydaddy and OMG I'm just going to stop now before I convince myself that Snape and Jarod are MFEO.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, thank God, I really can't.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ehhh. Or would they? Maybe two thirds of a threesome, or something. And time-travel hijinks!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine, baby, becausethey'd be purfik together I'm rather fond of Camilla.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
SEVEN WOULD DIE ON THE SPOT.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Jim and Blair's life is disrupted when the alluring visiting primadonna of Cascade City Opera runs into a spot of trouble requiring Sentinel help. Is it really love for Jim this time? What about Camilla's really tall husband? And why does seeing Jim with this mysterious kitten make Blair suddenly feel as if a Monster were unleashed inside his Breast?"
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Now that you mention it... Actually, A, I've never seen any, but, B, I wouldn't put it past Fandom, C, I cannot stop laughing.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Yeah, you know, I don't even want to go there.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rebound drinking binges.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Some of them have read that one Yuletide story. If any more Edmund slash exists, please feel free to tell me all about it.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm sure some of them have, at least.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, some of them do, sometimes, and very skillfully at that. And I wish they'd write him some more, too.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
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gatefiction, I'm looking at you.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something loud. And high. And possibly Swedish.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
The Smiths, "Never Had No One Ever".
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
None. It would be suitable for family viewing, wouldn't it, now?
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"So, hot stuff, you fancy mystery solvers or what?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um. Years ago?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Foursomes, and baby, knowing Six, it's not even all that super-sekrit.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Har. He might. Even sober. Poor boy.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ahaha. HAHAHAHA.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
That is, Skinner and Donna Martin are in a happy relationship until Donna runs off with Blair Sandburg. Skinner then has a one-night stand with JD and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Principal Snyder and finds true love with JIM ELLISON. First, a couple of notes here: One, THE UNIVERSE SAYS IT'S TRUE. Two, in x-overs like this, people have to be related, hence, clearly, Skinner and Snyder must be cousins (yes, cousins). Three, JD will live through this, but why is Snape getting all the pain in this meme? Because he deserves it, boys and girls, because he deserves it. Now, as for the title, I'm thinking "The True Paths of Love" or possibly "Raspberry Swirl"; for the author, I'm thinking collective effort; for the readership, I don't see how anyone could resist.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
You mean it's not?
RLUEI (reserved, moody, unstructured, egocentric, and intellectual)
avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed
Also, just to waste a bit of time, that meme where you list 12 characters BEFORE looking at the questions, as in, BEFORE clicking on the cut if you're going to do this, and then answer the questions. Etc.
Mine:
1: Skinner (XF)
2: Mulder (XF)
3: Jim (TS)
4: Blair (TS)
5: Principal Snyder (BtVS)
6: D'Artagnan (The Three Musketeers)
7: Edmund Bertram (Mansfield Park)
8: Jarod (The Pretender)
9: Donna Martin (90210)
10: Camilla Martin (Maria Lang)
11: JD (Scrubs)
12: I, the Half-Blood Prince (HP)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven't, but now that you mention it. Yes. Please.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Personally, I don't, but Three does. Sizzling sausage hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
heh. Snape would be somewhat traumatized by the experience, but Jarod, I'm sure, would take it in a good family-type stride with a side-dish of angst. Then everybody at the Center would try to figure out in what exact configuration they are relatives to the baby, and Jarod would teach the baby the cheesy ways world, and Snape would get drunk on Firewhisky and say something melodramatic and go join the Death-Eaters except Jarod would come back to save his babydaddy and OMG I'm just going to stop now before I convince myself that Snape and Jarod are MFEO.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, thank God, I really can't.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ehhh. Or would they? Maybe two thirds of a threesome, or something. And time-travel hijinks!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine, baby, because
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
SEVEN WOULD DIE ON THE SPOT.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Jim and Blair's life is disrupted when the alluring visiting primadonna of Cascade City Opera runs into a spot of trouble requiring Sentinel help. Is it really love for Jim this time? What about Camilla's really tall husband? And why does seeing Jim with this mysterious kitten make Blair suddenly feel as if a Monster were unleashed inside his Breast?"
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Now that you mention it... Actually, A, I've never seen any, but, B, I wouldn't put it past Fandom, C, I cannot stop laughing.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Yeah, you know, I don't even want to go there.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rebound drinking binges.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Some of them have read that one Yuletide story. If any more Edmund slash exists, please feel free to tell me all about it.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm sure some of them have, at least.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, some of them do, sometimes, and very skillfully at that. And I wish they'd write him some more, too.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
gatefiction, I'm looking at you.What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something loud. And high. And possibly Swedish.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
The Smiths, "Never Had No One Ever".
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
None. It would be suitable for family viewing, wouldn't it, now?
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"So, hot stuff, you fancy mystery solvers or what?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um. Years ago?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Foursomes, and baby, knowing Six, it's not even all that super-sekrit.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Har. He might. Even sober. Poor boy.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ahaha. HAHAHAHA.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
That is, Skinner and Donna Martin are in a happy relationship until Donna runs off with Blair Sandburg. Skinner then has a one-night stand with JD and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Principal Snyder and finds true love with JIM ELLISON. First, a couple of notes here: One, THE UNIVERSE SAYS IT'S TRUE. Two, in x-overs like this, people have to be related, hence, clearly, Skinner and Snyder must be cousins (yes, cousins). Three, JD will live through this, but why is Snape getting all the pain in this meme? Because he deserves it, boys and girls, because he deserves it. Now, as for the title, I'm thinking "The True Paths of Love" or possibly "Raspberry Swirl"; for the author, I'm thinking collective effort; for the readership, I don't see how anyone could resist.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
You mean it's not?
Ahahahahahaha
Date: 2005-08-29 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-30 09:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-29 08:48 pm (UTC)Poor, poor Edmund!!!!! If he read this meme he would die!!!!!! I dunno, I laughed at everything, but mostly the Sentinel/Camilla summary WHICH WAS PERFECT and you just know Christer would show up and solve it, thus totally crushing JimBlair (dude, C is way way better at crime-solving) and I can totally write the lame jokes at the end IN MY SLEEP!!!!
One thing tho´:
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rebound drinking binges.
DUDE, no WAY Blair would get to deflower Skinner, it's against the LAWS OF NATURE (and slash). You WROTE the VCOPR, you KNOW this!
...The test suggested Sweden as a suitable location for me. Hm... whaddya think?
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Date: 2005-08-30 09:55 am (UTC)Oh squee of delight, of course he would. And then whisk Camilla away and. I'm trying really hard not to flail here, but contemplating the Lang has that effect on me.
(Also, DUDE, I know. I KNOW. Blair deflowering Skinner is just WRONG. I struggled with it for quite a while. But then I thought, oh well, if I must. Sometimes a girl must. Maybe Skinner's been saving himself for Mulder or for a bonding ceremony or something.)
Also, dude, I dunno about Sweden - I hear it's a sort of a weird place.
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Date: 2005-08-30 11:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-30 01:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-30 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-01 06:53 am (UTC)heh. My results fortunately included Finland, so at least I'm in the right place! Dysfunctional, but in the right place. ;)
(Also, your icon creeps me out like whoa, but I have a feeling that's exactly as it should be. With the Potter.)