At some point after several groggy stabbings at the snooze button this morning, somewhere between sleep and not-sleep, conversation fragments from the radio drifted into my consciousness, and apparently it was an interview with the boyband half of the local Popstars finalists, and the content was, Boy R was saying, "... and Boy A's hair feels much softer now."
To which radio person said: "You've felt Boy A's hair, then?"
To which Boy R: "Yes, frequently."
To which radio person: "And you intend to continue feeling it in the future?"
To which Boy R: "Why yes of course."
And I'm fairly sure this was happening and not just in my head, and clearly they have the right idea, but what is happening to reality, then?
To which radio person said: "You've felt Boy A's hair, then?"
To which Boy R: "Yes, frequently."
To which radio person: "And you intend to continue feeling it in the future?"
To which Boy R: "Why yes of course."
And I'm fairly sure this was happening and not just in my head, and clearly they have the right idea, but what is happening to reality, then?