So either Draco is going into the Muggle world and TOTALLY STEALING bits of hair, etc, from Muggle children, or there's a black market for this.
Ooh, black market, I actually didn't think of that. Thought about Cissy and Bella owling in locks of hair, or whatever, but not so much about a black market, although it's obvious there must be one. There usually is.
The real issue here is that OBVIOUSLY Draco would make girl!Crabbe and girl!Goyle have sex with him. I mean, honestly.
Well, obviously. And then he'd complain about them not having turned into someone more attractive and/or ruining the effect. SHOW SOME EFFORT, BOYS.
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Date: 2005-10-20 08:50 am (UTC)Ooh, black market, I actually didn't think of that. Thought about Cissy and Bella owling in locks of hair, or whatever, but not so much about a black market, although it's obvious there must be one. There usually is.
The real issue here is that OBVIOUSLY Draco would make girl!Crabbe and girl!Goyle have sex with him. I mean, honestly.
Well, obviously. And then he'd complain about them not having turned into someone more attractive and/or ruining the effect. SHOW SOME EFFORT, BOYS.