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Pros and cons of hooking up with Tom Riddle:

Con: Is poor.
Pro: Swears is, however, some sort of "heir".

Pro: Is ambitious, motivated, driven.
Con: Will cheat on you with skanky horcruxes.

Pro: Has intellectual pursuits.
Con: Insists on keeping pretentious secret diary instead of LJ like regular people.

Con: Throwing dinner parties for Death Eaters probably a huge drag, esp. with the way they keep suggesting "death" as party theme.
Pro: Death Eaters recently voted "minions most likely to try to suck up to the boss by staying to help with the cleaning after the party".

Pro: Will eventually stop asking whether you really, really think he's prettier than Cedric Diggory.
Con: Will eventually have no nose.