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three-way ticket
Jul. 20th, 2005 08:29 pmAll the cool kids are doing it:
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things. Copy and give your own top fives if you want.
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My library stories are never pretty and usually NC-17, and here is one: I stumbled in ten minutes before closing time and unloaded a busful of books so late you would cry if I told you how late so I won't. The library lady looked at the late fees number on her screen and damn nearly fucking died, JUST DIED. Then, then she (I know because I'd made the sum in my head beforehand, and I won't even give you a clue about what it was) she gave me a discount. The moral of my library story. Soft-hearted people! Do not become librarians!
The other night, I watched a documentary about educational programs for gifted children and caught myself in mid-sigh of "oh God, I'm never going to get to shag anyone that smart, am I?" Fancying intelligence doesn't make you any deeper or cleverer or better than fancying big boobs or blondes or leather pants, kids.
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things. Copy and give your own top fives if you want.
-
My library stories are never pretty and usually NC-17, and here is one: I stumbled in ten minutes before closing time and unloaded a busful of books so late you would cry if I told you how late so I won't. The library lady looked at the late fees number on her screen and damn nearly fucking died, JUST DIED. Then, then she (I know because I'd made the sum in my head beforehand, and I won't even give you a clue about what it was) she gave me a discount. The moral of my library story. Soft-hearted people! Do not become librarians!
The other night, I watched a documentary about educational programs for gifted children and caught myself in mid-sigh of "oh God, I'm never going to get to shag anyone that smart, am I?" Fancying intelligence doesn't make you any deeper or cleverer or better than fancying big boobs or blondes or leather pants, kids.
