the last to know what it's all about

The following event takes place between 9:30 and 10 pm. on Saturday:

[The entire livejournal dot com is down - why does this seem like a sure sign of the apocalypse to me?

1) More books.

( is this really how little i read )

2) Midnight snacks are a creature of a special sort. Last night, I had a half a bag of mixed lettuce straight out of the bag, bought for a dinner that never came to be, and two pieces of chocolate, and somehow there are crumbs in the bed now.

3) I dreamt that I put an old black telephone in the microwave oven. Then I got worried and tried to turn the thing off, and it wouldn't go. But the phone didn't explode, and it didn't melt, it just turned snow white.

4) An exam on Monday, and I mean to revise my way through the articles here, before going home. And then do the lecture notes and the poems tomorrow.

But the coffee machine is out of order.]

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