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Dec. 17th, 2003 08:46 pmHaven't even thought about the secretsanta in days and days and days, and, man. How I'm ever going to finish it in time, I. well.
Well.
This is, like, the part in MTV Made! where the coach talks confidentially to the camera. "I've worked with kids with little talent before, but she's not even trying! I can't help her. Why am I here, anyway? How much are you paying me?" Zoom in on make-ee sulking in the background, and it's painfully obvious that there isn't enough training in the world to make her into a cheerleader.
Cut to coach talking to make-ee. "Are you sorry now? Are you going to be a better person now?" Make-ee nodding, with tears in her eyes. But, you know, it's still painfully obvious that she's not going to be a cheerleader. ever. and also that as soon as the camera crew goes away, the cool kids are going to kick sand all over her shiny new cheerleading uniform.
(On the side, I keep forgetting to mention, Bring! It! On! rocks so much, squee. squee!)
Well.
This is, like, the part in MTV Made! where the coach talks confidentially to the camera. "I've worked with kids with little talent before, but she's not even trying! I can't help her. Why am I here, anyway? How much are you paying me?" Zoom in on make-ee sulking in the background, and it's painfully obvious that there isn't enough training in the world to make her into a cheerleader.
Cut to coach talking to make-ee. "Are you sorry now? Are you going to be a better person now?" Make-ee nodding, with tears in her eyes. But, you know, it's still painfully obvious that she's not going to be a cheerleader. ever. and also that as soon as the camera crew goes away, the cool kids are going to kick sand all over her shiny new cheerleading uniform.
(On the side, I keep forgetting to mention, Bring! It! On! rocks so much, squee. squee!)
