this is not my reality

Hate the part of the story where I suddenly decide to face the facts. Facing facts never does me any good, but it sure breaks my heart every time.

Also, need a fucking credit card, okay? Broke down today and decided that yes, Fighting the Forces is absolutely necessary, and asked the bookstore to order it for me and it's going to be completely, utterly ridiculously expensive.
"My pricey pseudointellectual Buffy-knowledge can kick your pricey Action Figure Giles' ass so bad."

(still not going to say anything about the Trip because there's still not anything to say)